作者: EvenStar (網咖王子) 看板: Hate
標題: [超幹] 要跟外國死小孩對嗆！
時間: Mon Aug 11 10:22:32 2008
提供你幾個
1.Dude, grow up and get laid because your life is so fucking sad
the only pussy you've ever touched is probaly your mom's.
趕快長大找個馬子上床,因為你的人生真悲哀,你大概這輩子唯一碰過的PUSSY是你媽的
2.Your brain is probaly the same size as your small dick.
你腦子大概跟你的小雞機一樣大吧?
3.Stay off the porn and go to college to get some education.
少上點色情網站,該去上大學接受教育了
4.Are you still watching sesame street?
你還在看芝麻街嗎
5.I'll bet your mom still breast feeds you
你媽還在幫你餵奶吧
6.You wouldn't be here if I didn't cum in your mom.
老子當初真不該中出你媽的,不然你現在也不會在這
7.如果他威脅要對你怎樣之類的,我以前在美國跟比較低年級的學生嘴砲的時候
最常講的大概就是
Oh I'm so scared, are you gonna tell Barney and Friends to come kill me?
(barney and friends 是美國幼幼台的節目 類似天線保保)
--
Why so seri~阿~~~~~~嘶.....溝意內~~~
歐巴醬!!!!!!!!
http://www.wretch.cc/album/EVENSTAR
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標題: [超幹] 要跟外國死小孩對嗆！
時間: Mon Aug 11 10:22:32 2008
提供你幾個
1.Dude, grow up and get laid because your life is so fucking sad
the only pussy you've ever touched is probaly your mom's.
趕快長大找個馬子上床,因為你的人生真悲哀,你大概這輩子唯一碰過的PUSSY是你媽的
2.Your brain is probaly the same size as your small dick.
你腦子大概跟你的小雞機一樣大吧?
3.Stay off the porn and go to college to get some education.
少上點色情網站,該去上大學接受教育了
4.Are you still watching sesame street?
你還在看芝麻街嗎
5.I'll bet your mom still breast feeds you
你媽還在幫你餵奶吧
6.You wouldn't be here if I didn't cum in your mom.
老子當初真不該中出你媽的,不然你現在也不會在這
7.如果他威脅要對你怎樣之類的,我以前在美國跟比較低年級的學生嘴砲的時候
最常講的大概就是
Oh I'm so scared, are you gonna tell Barney and Friends to come kill me?
(barney and friends 是美國幼幼台的節目 類似天線保保)
--
Why so seri~阿~~~~~~嘶.....溝意內~~~
歐巴醬!!!!!!!!
http://www.wretch.cc/album/EVENSTAR
--
※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc)
◆ From: 59.115.162.170
※ 編輯: EvenStar 來自: 59.115.162.170 (08/11 10:23)
[1;37m推 [33mnyyfederer[m[33m:4超好笑 XDDDD [m 59.117.8.60 08/11 10:23
[1;37m推 [33mkiddingsa[m[33m:專業 清流 尊爵 不凡 [m 118.165.80.177 08/11 10:23
[1;31m→ [33mnyyfederer[m[33m:6....科科 [m 59.117.8.60 08/11 10:23
[1;37m推 [33mjimlexus[m[33m:謝謝！ [m 219.81.203.186 08/11 10:25
※ 編輯: EvenStar 來自: 59.115.162.170 (08/11 10:29)
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※ 編輯: EvenStar 來自: 59.115.162.170 (08/11 10:32)
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[1;37m推 [33mLIONDODO[m[33m:你好靠北XD [m 220.137.94.79 08/11 10:33
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